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Scores for September 3, 2008

Game 1
1st Place	Nads	31

2nd Place	Bristol Palins Sealskin Maternity Gown	18

3rd Place	Sarah Palin for VPILF	14

	Rednecks for Obama	24
	Erotic Photo Hunters	30
	Drilling Palin	23
	Sarah Palin's Unborn Foetus Grandchild	23
	Casual Encounters	18
	Sarah Palin's Lovechild	24
***	Recreational Awkwardness	13
	Bristol's Baby Mama Drama	30
	Palin's Packers	19
	Palfrey, Palin, Pawlenty	42
	Liz Reez, Professional Archaeologist	20
	Big Sleazy	19
	Bristol's Baby Daddies	33
	Minority Report	12
	Wire Hanger Workers for Palin	26
	Levi Johnson Vasectomy Fund	21
***	Sarah Palin: The New Cousin Oliver	26

Game 2 - Team Name Challenge: A non-Palin related mascot for the RNC.
1st Place	Melanoma Mole	41

2nd Place	Larry Craig's Stall	36

3rd Place	Cindy McCougar	34

	Minority Report	33
***	Laura's Burning Bush	31
	Man with Arms Raised High Above His Head	30
	Whitey	28
	The Poli-Grip Walker Patrol	27
***	The Donkey Show w/ Special Guest Hillary!	25
	The Hanoi Hilton	22
	The 9/11 Boogey Men	19
	Rock Me Sexy Jesus	17
	Stepford Wives for McCain	17
	Minni-apolis Mini-men	15
	The Molested Eskimos	13
	Die, Lieberman! Die!	12
	Old & Nasty	12
	Altar Boy Toys	12

Scors for August 27, 2008

Game 1
1st Place	party in hillary's pantsuit	43

2nd Place	new mexico: land of just shut up	42

3rd Place	erotic photo hunters	41

	vote for O'bama, hell, I'll have his babies	40
	we the people	37
	Shear Genius Finale	34
	make it work-ers	34
	boys, cocktails and sunshine	33
	gwendolyn and morris	32
	sisterhood of the traveling pantsuits	32
	sisterhood of the mauve traveling pantsuits	28
	chris Y's bedside towel	26
	hot sundae	25
	Barack Your World (team name winner)	25
	Avenue Q	25
	Jay Jay	24
	one man turducken	21
	trivia pursuit	19
	trainwreck trannies	15

Game 2 - Team Name Challenge: Name the new booth where Andy & Josh may end up hosting from.
1st Place	I'll put it in YOUR box!	46

2nd Place	nell carter's box	43

3rd Place	dicks in a box	33

	the scoring box (we the people)	33
	the tower of power	33
	the hot box	32
	the agrocrag	32
	wubs and dudes	30
	Glory hole's still 5 feet further	29
***	my first time on top	27
***	Nellie's Naughty Next	26
	"They always put the pretty boys on top"	26
	the cock's box	25
	The Sandlot	23
	man boobs	21
	dick in a box	21
	trivia pursuit	20
	make it work ers	20

Scores for August 20, 2008

Game 1
1st Place	Popcorn & Cooter	40

2nd Place	Phelps for VP	40

3rd Place	Erotic Photo Hunters	39

	Medaveev… Med-ovede.. Medya… ah, fuck it!	36
	Washington Renegades	33
	The Revolutionaries	32
	Putin's Midnight Tank to Georgia	31
	Bodge Is 29 and Breeding	30
	Buy Me a Male Gymnast for My Birthday	29
	We Promise We're 16, Our Passports Say So	28
	Ruth's Revenge	26
	Mark Swallows	26
	Michael Felch's Pearl Medals	25
	Phelp's Golden Showers	24
	See You In Hell Housdan!	24
	Two Beer Queers	24
	Adams Mill Fun Crew	23
	Dokken, 1984	23
	And Boom Goes the Dynamite	19
	T.E.M.P.S Genius	16
	Buckeyes	16
	Penile Prosthetics Are Re-dick-ulous	16
	Deathstar for Nastia	15
	Town-n-Cuntry	8

Game 2 - Team Name Challenge: What should Josh make sure he puts on his back-to-school shopping list?
1st Place	A 5-Inch Ruler	37

2nd Place	Barbie Trapper Keeper	36

3rd Place	Reversible Speculum	36

	The Lunch Ladies Favorite Cologne	32
	A Big Stick to Beat Off Potential Suitors	30
	Cherry Flavored Roofies	29
	Pocketful of Bud	29
	Ruth's Revenge	28
	Revolutionaries	27
	Looseleaf Lillies	26
	Debbie Please Don't Move to London	22
	Pencil Sharpener	22
	Hannah Montana Trapper Keeper	21
	Putin's Midnight Tank to Georgia	20
	It's A 9" Ruler, I Swear	16
	Two's Company	14
	Gimp Mask & Leash (for the Teacher's Pet)	13

Scores for August 13, 2008

Game 1
1st Place	Erotic Photo Hunters	41

2nd Place	Mark Spits On Phelps	36

3rd Place	Michael Feltch	34

	Vaginal Rejuvinations	34
	Retards for Tropic Thunder	31
	Hydraulic Head	30
	Georgia On My Mind	30
	Unpopped Kernels	29
	Prepubescent Champions	29
	Phelps 12,000 Calorie	29
	Isaac Hayes ….	29
	Muddist Buddhist	29
	The Jane Does	23
	Busted Bitches	21
	Delicious	21
	This Should Be a Pull	17

Game 2 - Team Name Challenge: What are you getting Andy for his birthday?
1st Place	A Sound Beating	40

2nd Place	39 Bottles of Beer	40

3rd Place	All the Teabagging In China	39

	Sexy Knee Socks	38
	The World's First Analrapist	36
	Michael Felch	35
	A New Sidekick	35
	Prepubescent Gymnasts	35
	Nuddist Buddhist	33
	Bedazzled Anal Beads	32
	Shoulder Pads & Lip Gloss	27
	Janet Reno's Labia	27
	One Night In Bangkok	27

Scores for August 6, 2008

Game 1
1st Place	Popcorn & Cooter	40

2nd Place	Erotic Photo Hunters	39

3rd Place	Paris Snorted Anthrax Now Rihanna Is President	37

	Paris 4 Pres.	35
	Drilling w/ Pans	33
	Mike's Getting Married To a Boy Next Week	31
	Harriet Sansom Harris	28
	I'll See You at the Debates, Bitches	27
	Sweating Like John McCain In a Vietnamese Restaurant	26
	Uncle Jesse Strikes Back	22
	Icy Unicorns	22
	Citius Altius Fortius	21
	Bedroom Olympians	19
	Lindsey Wears Velvet Pants	16
	Qatar Hero	14
	Hilton's Bitches	13
	Block & Roll Part 2	13
	Milkshake Massage	11

Game 2 - Team Name Challenge: Name a new mascot for the Beijing Olympics
1st Place	Dong Dong the Discipline Dragon	42

2nd Place	Crouching Tiger, Misty Hyman	36

3rd Place	Emphasytics	35

	Blacklung Panda	34
	Cream of Sum Yung Guy	27
	: It's Complicated	24
	Michael Phelps Blow-Up Doll	23
	Goddamn Bitches	21
	Tank Man's Prison Bitch	20
	Alice Reruns	19
	Bukake	19
	Qatar Hero	18
	Chu-We	18
	Beach Bunnies	18

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