Two Games

8 pm & 9 pm

Free To Play

What pairs well with intellectual domination?

Grab your friends (and frenemies, if they're smart) to make a team of up to eight people! We've got prizes for the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place teams—plus the best (in our opinion) team name—in each game. Quench your thirst for competition with 20% off drinks during trivia, and feed your hunger to win with half-price burgers all night on Wednesdays.

Join us at our summer home.

Smartass Trivia has temporarily relocated to Pitchers, a gay sports bar in Adams Morgan, Washington DC, just two blocks north of our former home at 18th and U Streets NW. All seating is first come, first served, so don't be late! Doors open at 6 pm.

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